Oreo Milkshake Bliss

If you like cookies dunked in milk but louder, colder, and sippable — this Oreo Milkshake Bliss is your jam. Thick, creamy, with crunchy cookie bits and that chocolate–vanilla swirl that somehow makes everything feel like a celebration. It’s the kind of dessert you don’t overthink: toss things in a blender, ride the sugar rush, and pretend calories don’t exist for 10 blissful minutes.

My family is wildly into this. My husband will drop whatever he’s doing if I whisper “Oreo shake” like it’s a secret password. The kids argue over who gets the last cookie garnish and once staged a straw duel (I lost). It’s become our weekend reward after grocery hauls, homework marathons, and those evenings when pizza felt like too much emotional labor. I’ve even made a double batch and hidden one in the freezer for myself — zero shame.

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This recipe is a little naughty and a lot comforting. I’ve blended it up at midnight, after gym classes, and once at 6 a.m. because the baby was up and I needed a win. I learned not to pulverize the cookies into dust unless you want gray-speckled milk (fine sometimes, but not always). Once, I tried using warm milk because I read something dumb online — do not do that. Cold is the vibe here. Also: crushed Oreo garnishes will make your kids think you’re a wizard, so use that power responsibly.

Shopping Tips

– Dairy: Pick full-fat milk or cream if you want a lusciously thick shake; low-fat makes it thinner and less decadent.
– Frozen Aisle: Grab a good-quality vanilla ice cream — it’s the backbone of the shake, so don’t skimp.
– Chocolate: Use classic chocolate sandwich cookies (Oreos) and consider grabbing a mini pack for garnishes so you don’t eat the whole sleeve before blending.
– Crunch Extras: If you like texture, buy chunky cookie crumbs or toasted nuts to sprinkle on top; note the pre-crushed options in the baking aisle.
– Sweeteners: If you’re using vanilla ice cream, you probably won’t need extra sugar; look for unsweetened additions if you want control.

Prep Ahead Ideas

– Crush a sleeve of cookies in a zipper bag the day before and store it in the fridge so you can top shakes in seconds.
– Scoop ice cream into portions and freeze them on a tray; pop the scoops into a container so you don’t have to wrestle with a hard pint.
– Make a jar of cookie crumbs and keep it in the pantry for hot cocoa, shakes, or dramatic topping duties.
– Whip a little cream and freeze dollops on a tray; stick them on top of reheated shakes (yes, reheated — no judgment).

✔Time-Saving Tricks

– Use slightly softened ice cream so the blender doesn’t struggle — less blending equals less time and less heat.
– Pre-crush cookies in a food processor or a sealed bag with a rolling pin; keeps things fast and less messy.
– Make two shakes at once in a large blender if you’re feeding more than one impatient human.
– Keep a small jar of cookie crumbs in the pantry for instant garnish — best shortcut ever.

✔Common Mistakes

– Too thin: I once forgot to add enough ice cream and got a sad chocolate milk. Fix: toss in more frozen ice cream or a frozen banana to thicken.
– Over-blending: you’ll lose texture and end up with gray sludge — pulse instead of running the blender forever.
– Warm ingredients: melted ice cream = thin shake. I made this mistake at a party and learned the hard way. Chill everything briefly if your kitchen is hot.
– Too sweet: taste as you go if you’re adding syrups; the cookies and ice cream already bring a lot.

What to Serve It With

– Classic diner fries for a salty/crunchy counterpoint.
– Simple chocolate chip cookies (double chocolate is too much, but we do it anyway).
– A big fruit plate to balance the sugar if you’re feeling virtuous.
– Espresso or strong coffee for grown-ups who need to be functional after dessert.

✔Tips & Mistakes

– Pulse the blender in short bursts to keep cookie bits chunky.
– Add a splash of milk only if the blender is struggling.
– Don’t drink straight from the blender unless you’re hosting no one (been there).
– If it’s too thick for the straw, congratulations — you made a shake, not a smoothie.

✔Storage Tips

Leftover shake? Freeze it in an airtight jar and treat it like fudge later — thaw a bit and re-blend. It won’t be the same as fresh, but it makes for a brisk, slightly icy treat. Drinking a cold, slightly separated shake for breakfast is allowed and sometimes necessary. If you stash in the fridge, expect it to separate; just stir or blend quickly before serving.

✔Variations and Substitutions

Use chocolate ice cream for an extra-chocolate bomb or vanilla for balance. Swap regular milk for oat or almond if you need dairy-free — the texture will change, but it’s still delicious. Add a spoonful of peanut butter or a shot of espresso for grown-up vibes. Gluten-free sandwich cookies will work fine if that’s your jam, though crumb texture may differ.

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Oreo Milkshake Bliss

Ultra-creamy Oreo milkshake with rich chocolate swirls and cookie crunch in every sip. Ready in minutes and perfect for sharing.

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Prep Time: 10 minutes minutes

Total Time: 10 minutes minutes

Servings: 2

Ingredients

 

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Main Ingredients

• ▢ 2.25 cup vanilla ice cream, slightly softened
• ▢ 0.75 cup whole milk, cold
• ▢ 3.5 oz chocolate sandwich cookies, roughly crushed
• ▢ 1.5 tbsp chocolate syrup
• ▢ 0.5 tsp vanilla extract
• ▢ 0.13 tsp fine salt
• ▢ 0.5 cup whipped cream for topping
• ▢ 0.5 oz chocolate sandwich cookies, finely crushed for garnish

Instructions

Preparation Steps

• Chill two tall glasses in the freezer while you prep.
• Blend the milk, chocolate syrup, and vanilla extract on low until combined.
• Add the softened ice cream and salt. Blend on medium until smooth and thick.
• Pulse in most of the crushed cookies until just mixed, leaving small bits for texture.
• Pour into chilled glasses. Top with whipped cream and a sprinkle of cookie crumbs.

Notes

For a thicker shake, use a bit less milk or freeze the glasses longer. Try a minty twist with a drop of peppermint extract, or blend in a spoonful of peanut butter for extra richness. Best served immediately; freeze leftovers in popsicle molds for a quick dessert.

This recipe is an original creation inspired by classic Oreo Milkshake Bliss flavors. All ingredient ratios and instructions are independently developed.