Set out shallow bowls with pecans, cranberries, everything seasoning, and parsley for coating.
Beat the softened cream cheese in a bowl until smooth and creamy.
Stir in cheddar, green onions, Worcestershire, garlic powder, paprika, salt, and pepper until evenly combined.
Chill the mixture for about 10 minutes to firm slightly.
Scoop 1 tablespoon portions and roll into small balls; aim for about 20 mini cheese balls.
Roll each ball in your chosen coating, pressing lightly so it sticks. Chill until serving.