Line a baking sheet with parchment; clear space in the fridge.
Pulse the cookies into fine crumbs in a food processor.
Beat cream cheese, molasses, vanilla, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and salt until smooth.
Stir the crumbs into the cream cheese mixture until a dough forms.
Chill the mixture for 15 minutes to firm slightly.
Scoop 1-tablespoon portions and roll into smooth balls; set on the sheet.
Freeze for 10 minutes while you melt the coating.
Microwave white chocolate with coconut oil in 30-second bursts, stirring until smooth.
Dip each ball, let excess drip, then return to the sheet; add sprinkles.
Refrigerate until set, about 10 minutes; serve or store chilled.